Simon sawed the legs off his coffee table. It was now lower, but still worked just as well.
He sawed the legs off of the piano. It remained in tune, and its proximity to the floor gave Simon a sense of creative boundaries.
He sawed the legs off of his wife. She wept, but in the end, it only served to bring them closer together.
He attempted to saw his own legs off, but found it not altogether comfortable, and instead bought himself a sandwich, which he cut the crust off of.
He decided that it somehow tasted better.
Again with the sandwiches
What's in those sandwiches?
They might be made with some of Brautigan's mayonnaise.
Wait ... I just got an idea!
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wonderful story
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I think we really need to tighten up security on this site. Nothing but coded soviet messages these days. Your story is great. Unfortunately, the previous sentence is just a message to my handler, letting him know where the dirty bomb is hidden.
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