86ed From the House of Good Taste

“He writes stories about sexy unicorns.”

“What?”

“Someone ought to put him out of his misery.”

“How about I just flick a few cigarette butts at him whenever I see him, or just randomly send him various extremist pamphlets? “

“No, he has to be offed, 86ed. It’s erotic fucking unicorns, man! My little girl likes unicorns, I can’t have that maniac out there.”

“True, he provides no useful service to mankind.”

“Exactly.”

“One might actually say, he is doing a disservice to the human race.”

“Mmhmm.”

“In fact, I feel somehow poorer for having learned of this man’s existence, he gives guys like us a bad name.”

“Right.”

“OK, he’s done for. Now let’s get back to inking another tasteful volume of hardcore dwarf porn.”

“Yes, let’s.”