Hey Barb, come look at this movie I’m watching!
WHAT IS IT?
Oh, I’m not sure, I missed the first 10 minutes or so, but it’s good
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S GOOD?
It stars that guy that looks like Jimmy Depp? His movies are always good
Jimmy Depp! The guy in Pirates from the Caribbean
YOU MEAN JERRY DEPP?
Yeah him, Robert Browning Jr’s brother
IT’S ROBERT DOWNING JR. AND HE’S NOT JERRY DEPP’S BROTHER
I always mix them up
WHAT’S GOING ON SO FAR?
Well those two cops in that car are apparently up to no good, and that guy there in the black sweater, I think that’s Bruce Willis, is some kind of vigilante against crooked cops I think
WAIT, WAIT, HE JUST SHOT ONE OF THE COPS IN THE CAR. OH MY GOODNESS, THAT’S A LOT OF BLOOD
Ooooh! The black cop really got aced
THE BLACK COP IS BRUCE WILLIS?
No, the vigilante guy!
THAT’S NOT BRUCE WILLIS, THAT’S VAN DIESEL!
Oh crap, a girl’s in the back seat, she shot Ban Diesel
I THINK THAT’S JULIA ROBERTSON
Her name is Julie Roberts and that woman is not the same body shape
SO, MAYBE THEY PHOTOSHOP HER BODY FOR THE PART, THEY CAN DO THAT YOU KNOW
That’s not her. That’s Halle Barry
OH, YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT. THAT’S HALEY BARRY