Hey Barb, come look at this story I’m watching!
WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
I don’t know the name of the story. I missed the first 10 minutes, but its stars Arnold Schwartz and the N word.
No, no, the governor with the name with the N word.
I’m talking about the governor of California, the one that’s married to that Kennedy girl with the Jewish last name.
WHAT KENNEDY GIRL, CAROLINA?
No Maria Shiva!
HOW CAN HE BE GOVERNOR IF HE IS FROM SWITZERLAND? I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE AMERICAN TO BE GOVERNOR?
That’s because he’s married to Maria Shiva. That’s why Bruce Willis wrote that song, “Born in the USA” as a hint to him.
I DIDN’T KNOW THAT.
He’s not Governor anymore. I heard he wants to make movies again about his wrestling career.
Yeah, did you know he was the star in all the Exterminator movies?
OH YEAH? I NEVER SAW THOSE. WHAT WAS HE EXTERMINATING?
Mad Max and his Thunderdrone army.
OH, I THINK I WANT TO SEE THOSE!
Ok, we can rent it from Paper View.